"A reporter discovers, in the course of many years of interviewing celebrities, that most actors are more attractive behind a spotlight than over a spot of tea."
"The professional must learn to be moved and touched emotionally, yet at the same time stand back objectively: I've seen a lot of damage done by tea and sympathy."
"The scattered tea goes with the leaves and every day a sunset dies."
"Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal."
"Love and scandal are the best sweeteners of tea."
"I'd make tea for Joni Mitchell or clean her car, anything to be in the studio and watch her work."
"I dare not drink before a gig because I'll get tired and blow it. So I have to sit drinking tea in a caravan."
"The people pay little attention to what we say, and prefer to read tea leaves."
"You know, the men go to tea houses with the expectation that they will have a nice quiet evening and not read about it next morning in the newspapers."
"It has been rumoured that I was the brains of the robbery, but that was totally incorrect. I've been described as the tea boy, which is also correct." (I wonder what he really was then?)
"My biographer said that my parties reminded him of a vicarage tea party, with sex thrown in."
"Wine is the drink of the gods, milk the drink of babes, tea the drink of women, and water the drink of beasts."
"I'd rather have a cup of tea than sex."
"Tea does our fancy aid, represses those vapors which the head invade, and keeps that palace of the soul serene."
"Where there's tea there's hope."
"Tea to the English is really a picnic indoors."
"Tea, though ridiculed by those who are naturally coarse in their nervous sensibilities, will always be the favorite beverage of the intellectual."
"I can drink tea until the cows come home, and I love the atmosphere in tea-shops."
"Come, let us have some tea and continue to talk about happy things."
"Tea is nought but this: first you heat the water, then you make the tea. Then you drink it properly. That is all you need to know."
"There is a great deal of poetry and fine sentiment in a chest of tera."
"Each cup of tea represents an imaginary voyage."
"If man has no tea in him, he is incapable of understanding truth and beauty."
"All true tea lovers not only like their tea strong, but like it a little stronger with each year that passes."