Tea Stories

"I don't always drink tea..." November 03 2024

"I don't always drink tea, but when I do, I'm probably solving a mystery or contemplating time travel."

Benedict Cumberbatch


"In the wild, the British species can be found..." November 03 2024

"In the wild, the British species can be found migrating towards the kettle at approximately four-hour intervals."

David Attenborough


"If I could marry tea, I would..." November 03 2024

"If I could marry tea, I would. It's the one thing that never forgets my birthday."

Dame Judi Dench


"Americans drink coffee like it's an energy boost" November 03 2024

"Americans drink coffee like it's an energy boost; the British drink tea like it's a therapy session."

Hugh Laurie


"My love for tea is purely platonic" November 03 2024

"My love for tea is purely platonic. Except when it's Earl Grey. Then it's absolutely torrid."

Stephen Fry


"Tea is the answer to everything." November 03 2024

"Tea is the answer to everything. Unless you're asking for wine, in which case, that is also the answer."

Emma Thompson


"You shall not pass!" November 03 2024

"You shall not pass... on a good cuppa!"
Sir Ian McKellen

There is something in the nature of tea October 19 2024

There is something in the nature of tea that leads us into a world of quiet
contemplation of life.
Li Yutang. The Importance of Living.

I like tea. I like the rituals of drinking it, it clears my head, October 19 2024

I like tea. I like the rituals of drinking it, it clears my head, and drinking it while I work means that I have a break from work. It’s like a friend that I don’t need to talk to.
   Patrick Ness

Tea, though ridiculed by those who are naturally coarse October 19 2024

Tea, though ridiculed by those who are naturally coarse in their nervous sensibilities will always be the beverage of the intellectual.
   Thomas de Quincy

Tea began as a medicine and grew into a beverage. October 19 2024

Tea began as a medicine and grew into a beverage.
   Kakuzo

The Boston Tea Party of 1773 wasn’t just about taxation, October 19 2024

The Boston Tea Party of 1773 wasn’t just about taxation, it was a turning point that used tea as a symbol of defiance against British Colonial rule, ultimately leading to the American Revolution.
   Anon

The tea plantations in Assam, India, and the tea factories of Ceylon (now Sri Lanka) October 19 2024

The tea plantations in Assam, India, and the tea factories of Ceylon (now Sri Lanka) became cornerstones of the British Empire’s trade dominance in the 19th Century.
   British Tea Trade History

Tea tempers the spirits and harmonizes the mind, October 19 2024

Tea tempers the spirits and harmonizes the mind, dispels lassitude and relieves fatigue.
   Ku Yu, The Classic of Tea, Ancient Chinese text.

Do they drink tea in space? September 29 2024

Do they drink tea in space? If not, I’m not going.

Dr. Angie McCartney


There are few hours in life more agreeable September 29 2024

There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea.

Henry James


There’s something enormously comforting about tea September 29 2024

There’s something enormously comforting about tea. It takes you back to simpler times and good manners.

Bill Bryson


It is wise never to have a tea break during a crisis September 29 2024

It is wise never to have a tea break during a crisis.

P.G. Wodehouse


Tea is more important than bullets in war September 29 2024

Tea is more important than bullets in war.

Winston Churchil


Tea is one of the mainstays of civilization September 29 2024

Tea is one of the mainstays of civilization in this country and causes violent disputes over how it should be made.

George Orwell.


Is it OK for couples... July 28 2024

Is it OK for couples to STEEP together on the first date?

If you spilled Queen Camilla’s tea... July 28 2024

If you spilled Queen Camilla’s tea, it might be considered break in British security-TEA?

Cat lovers will only drink their kit-tea. July 28 2024

Cat lovers will only drink their kit-tea.

Michelle Obama July 06 2024

I’M A TEA DRINKER AND THAT’S ONE THING THAT HASN'T CHANGED. I DRINK TEA EVERY DAY.